Tried to make bread in the bread maker. It failed. Yeast was apparently 2 years past its use-by date

Wondering whether @Eeonem got in trouble with the missus last night

Trying out twe2.com to see if being able to get text messages on my mobile from twitter again is worth the hassle of also receiving ads.

This NZ #blackout thing is growing fast – results come in faster than I can finish reading them on Twitter search: http://twurl.nl/7h5yds

shopping for an ipod fm transmitter

Looking forward to playng new boardgame Shadows Over Camelot this weekend. By myself if necessary!

Wondered how long it would be until global warming scare-mongerers claimed the Melbourne bushfires were caused by climate change. 2 days.

The BBC advises the following words are “offensive”: golliwog, one-eyed, Scottish, idiot, Lady Thatcher. http://twurl.nl/jfr2ac

Bought a massive mousepad. Hope it solves my jumpy, slow, twitchy, finger-dragging, wrist-hurting, inconsistent acceleration mouse issues

NZ Seven’s parade just passed my work building. Maybe I should have watched: apparently one of the women dancers had a wardrobe malfunction.