We can only hope for a “Speaking English Properly” week after this one.

Hoisting one’s pyjama-bottoms to nipple height and then strutting around the house is an activity I recommend to all. Most entertaining.

Thanks to Dymocks in Lower Hutt for replacing the book I bought 6 months ago and just opened – only to discover Page 25 was the first page.

Greenpeace terrorists advertising on prime time TV now. wtf.

I wonder if NASA think recycling is still a good idea…

Coughing hard enough to hemorrhage the brain and invert the polarity of the lungs tends to leave one feeling a little weary.

Day One at new job completed. Shook a lot of hands. Nodded intelligently. A bit knackered.